The wolf of wall street (MacConaughey)

 

i gotta say. i'm incredibly exited to be apart of your firm.

i mean... the clients you have are absolutely ... 

 

fuck the clients.

 

your only responsibility is to put meat on the table

you got a girlfriend?

 

i'm.. married

i have a wife; her name is Teresa. she cut hairs

 

Congraturations

 

Thank you.

 

Think about Teresa

Name of the game 

Move the money from your clients pocket into your pocket

 

Right. but if you can make the clients's money at the same time 

it's advantageous to everyone. correct?

 

No. Number one rule of wallstreet.

Nobody

I don't care if you're Warren buffet or if you're Jimmy buffet

Nobody knows if a stocks gonna go up, down, sideways or in fucking circles

least of all stock brokers, right?

it's all a fugazi.

do you know fugazi is ?

 

fugazi. it's a fake

 

yeah. fugazi. fogazi. it's a wazi. it's a woozi.

it's... fairy dust. it doesn't exist.

it's never landed. it is no matter.

it's not on the elemental chart. it's not fucking real. right?

 

right.

 

stay with me.

we don't create shit.

we don't build anything.

so, if you got a clients who bought stock at eight.

and it now sits at sixteen.

and he's all fucking happy. he wants to cash it

and liquidate 

and take his fucking money

and run home

you don't let him do that

cause that would make it real

 

right.

 

No. what do you do?

you get another brilliant idea.

a special idea.

another situation.

another stock to reinvest his earnings and then some 

and he will. every single time. 

casue they are fucking addicted.

and then you just keep doing this.

again and again and again.

meanwhile. he thinks he's getting shit rich

which he is on paper

but you and me. the brockers?

we're taking home cold hard cash via commision. motherfucker.

 

right. that's incredible. sir.

i can't tell you how excited i am

 

you should be.

there's two keys to success in the broker business.

first of all.

you gotta stay relax.

you jerk off?

 

do... do i jerk off?

yeah. yeah. i jerk off. yeah.

 

how many times a week?

 

like uh... three... three...tree.. four.. three or four times. maybe five.

 

you gotta pump those numbers up

those are rookie numbers in this racket.

i. myself. i jerk off at least twice a day.

once in the morning right after i workout. and then once right after lunch.

 

realy?

 

i want to. that's not why i do it.

i do it because i fucking need to 

think about it 

you're dealing with numbers all day long

Decimal points. high frequencies.

bang bang bang. eheheheheh

fucking digits kick. kick. kick.

all very acidic above the shoulders mustard shit

right?

the con can wig some people out.

so you gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing

and keep the rhythm below the belt

 

done.

 

this is not a tip

this is prescription. trust me.

if you don't. you will fall out of balance

Glitch your differential and tip the fuck over.

or worse yet. i've seen this happen. implode.

 

No. i don't wanna implode. sir.

 

No. No. you don't

 

I'm in it for the long run. you know?

 

yeah. implosions are ugly.

 

yeah

 

pop off to the bathroom. work one out anytime you can

and when you get really good at it

you'll fucking stroking it and you'll be thinking about money.

 

second key to success in this racket is 

this little baby right there. it's called cacaine.

 

right.

 

it will keep you sharp between the ears.

it'll also help your fingers dial faster.

and guess what.

that's good for me.

yes. sir.

revolutions. you follow?

 

revolutions.

 

keep the clients on the Ferris Wheel

and it goes. 

the park is open twenty-four-seven. three-six-five.

every decade. every goddamn century.

that's it

 

name of the game.

Halkidiki? 

 

thank you.

 

come on.

with a common denominator.

keep it up for me

the ceo knows how the money comes in

the parade comes to town

going down broadway.

it's oneway street

whichever way i go.